Signs You’re in a Rockstar Romance (And Not Real Life)

 

Not sure if your life is a dumpster fire or the opening chapter of a rockstar romance?

Let’s find out.

Here are the unhinged-but-accurate signs that you’re in a fictional rockstar love story (and not just having a mental breakdown on tour):

1. You met him by accident.

You didn’t go to the show for him. Your roommate dragged you. Or you spilled coffee on him in a hotel lobby.

You’re the only woman alive who doesn’t fangirl—and he’s obsessed with you now.

2. He’s broody and rude, but somehow, you like it.

He insults you. Then texts you at 2am like you belong to him.

You ignore the red flags. Because… guitar hands.

3. He writes a song that emotionally destroys you.

You hear it once. On stage. In front of thousands of people.

You ugly cry. He watches from the wings.

4. He has groupies, but only wants you.

She’s crawling all over him. He doesn’t even blink.

Instead, he finds you in the crowd and says, “That song was for you.”

5. He calls you some ridiculous pet name like “angel” or “songbird.”

You hate it.

Then love it.

Then hate how much you love it.

6. He ruins your life in chapter 12 and begs for forgiveness in chapter 20.

The grovel is spectacular.

There’s a balcony. Maybe rain. Definitely tears.

And you’re back in his bed by page 221.

So? Are you in a rockstar romance? Or just delusional?

Honestly, either sounds fun.